The Labour Party's War on Fun
Under Sir Fudder Starmer's leadership, the Labour Party has:
- Banned PUMP.FUN because they can't handle the pump 📈
- Proposed a "Two-Tier Trading System" where only elites can trade memecoins
- Appointed "Prime Fudder Two-Tier Kier" as their anti-fun commissioner
- Spread more FUD than a Bitcoin maximalist at a Solana conference
"If elected, Labour will ensure all memecoins undergo a 'vibes check' by the Ministry of No Fun"
- Sir Fudder Starmer
The Reform.fun Manifesto
Fellow degens, while Labour destroys our memes, the time has come for REFORM! We declare:
- We believe in the divine right of degens to ape into whatever they bloody well please
- We demand the immediate end to anti-meme legislation and Labour's FUD-spreading bureaucrats
- We shall restore the ancient rights of Solana holders to pump their bags without interference
- We propose an immediate exit from the SEC's jurisdiction (Sexit)
- We will implement a points-based system for CEX listings - no more listing random VC coins
- We shall reduce gas fees by telling validators to simply charge less
- We demand the immediate deportation of all rugpull developers to Bitcoin
- We will establish a Ministry of Based Affairs to combat Labour's FUD campaign
- We shall make Solana great again by any memes necessary
- We will restore PUMP.FUN to its rightful place in the UK markets
The Reform.fun Pledge
Unlike Two-Tier Kier's Labour Party, we believe in true memecratic governance. Our token holders will have the power to vote on important matters such as:
- Which Labour FUD campaigns we should counter-meme first
- The official memes of the week
- Whether we should increase our basedness by 10% or 20%
- The exact definition of "number go up" technology
- How many wojak memes to deploy against Labour's anti-crypto agenda
Meet Your Reform.fun Leadership
Ser Nigel Forage
Chief Meme Officer
Richard Dice
Head of Degen Affairs
Lee Rugpull Anderson
Minister of Based Department